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THE MISSIONARY POSITION
Tubularsock was sittin’ around looking over the sophisticated political system of the United States and just wondered how one would teach 8th grade civics in today’s environment.
Well Tubularsock would work out a simple lesson plan for the students to understand how their political system works.
So first throw out all that bull shit about the “three branches of government” and get right down to the facts and Tubularsock can guarantee that Tubularsock’s class would be on the edge of their seats.
Name any 8th grade civics instructor who could EVER say that?
Tubularsock would first introduce Stormy Daniels and the Porn Star Party and their influence on the entire Executive Branch.
For example the “Vice” President’s job is to, well, explain “VICE”. And explaining that the current President of the United States liked to be SPANKED with a copy of Fortune 500 Magazine is just the…
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The Tube set me up for a rant! It was like taking a great dump, Norm!;-)
How’s that for classy?
sojourner, Tubularsock says let it all hang out but please clean up after yourself!
And thanks for the reblog Norm.
Tube, I never let it all hang out! I wouldn’t do that to you, Norm, Trump, Obama or Hillary,
But if I ever do let it all hang out, rest assured, I will clean it up! And what a mess it will be!;-)
Great dumps are necessary, now and again, Sojourner. Especially if things have been piling up a little. I’m sure Tubes will just let it slide. Everybody poops and not just now and again. Although, it’s true, not everyone knows all that is unnecessary to know about pooping because not everyone is a scientist. Not that I’m a scientist, but I do know there are scientists who make poop and pooping their business, and I’ve read some of the things they’ve written . . .
Here are some things that maybe everyone ought to know about poop:
Did you know most of it is bacteria? That’s why, when it’s the real deal, it tends to be a deep rich chocolate in color and otherwise rather pungent. Actually, “stercobilin” is the real reason “why,” but my emphasis, here, is on the “deep rich chocolate,” because “stercobilin” is really just a term for egg heads. But what I’m coming to is that if it ain’t chocolatey, you might be in trouble: light colored feces is indicative of liver disease; green is a sign of infection; yellow tells you you either have worms or a dying pancreas. The moral of my story is that you really should look before you flush or walk away, that is, if you can afford medical care and that’s what your poop is telling you might need — and this is where the element of “class” enters into it, doesn’t it? Some people can afford medical care and others not. So yeah, I’d say that taking a great dump is potentially always a “classy” issue, Sojourner. You were right to take it when and where you did.
Oh, and while we are on the subject, did you know that men and women poop differently? It’s easier for men than women. Not just “apparently,” but “really.” No, but seriously. Science says, and anatomy makes it so. So you see, even biology and anatomy discriminate in favor of men. Patriarchy really is the natural order of things. It’s even inscribed in the nature of our colons, and therewith, without doubt, our temperaments as either men or women: colons matter and do make a difference, regardless of anyone’s sexual proclivities or orientation(s). Everyone poops, but men and women do it differently.
Some things do cut across class lines, don’t they?
Yes they do, Norm. And isn’t it just the biggest pile of crap you have ever seen, whether Chocolatey Brown, green, yellow or blue with pink pokadots!
I now officially know more about feces/shit/loaf, as in pinching a, than ever thought I would.
In fact, one might say, Norm, that you are a veritable cornucopia of knowledge, when it comes to poo poo!;-)
I do look before flushing, by the way, since I have some gallbladder issues. And your info here, also points out why the x took so long to take a number two, a dump.
In fact, I am going to inform the x of my superiority in pinching a loaf, the next time we talk.
Thanks, Norm!
Glad I could help loosen you up a little, Sojourner.
great dumps abound.
Great steaming piles of them! Or rather, mountains and even entire ranges of them!