Norm’s note: this is simply too absurd not to post, that is to say, if there is a chance that you’ve been questioning your sanity lately, this should help to put yourself at ease. It isn’t you. On the other hand, these are the kinds of hints that do tell us that it might really be too late for all of us . . .

Source: Aaron Siri (of course, follow the link for more context)

The bag above appears to say “Equipment Cover” with a suffocation warning. And here is the hospital’s formal response my firm obtained on behalf of

which instructs staff to tell patients “that we require that you wear a transportation drape” bit.ly/3CY1Jwn

–Aaron Siri