Norm’s note: this is simply too absurd not to post, that is to say, if there is a chance that you’ve been questioning your sanity lately, this should help to put yourself at ease. It isn’t you. On the other hand, these are the kinds of hints that do tell us that it might really be too late for all of us . . .
Source: Aaron Siri (of course, follow the link for more context)

The bag above appears to say “Equipment Cover” with a suffocation warning. And here is the hospital’s formal response my firm obtained on behalf of
which instructs staff to tell patients “that we require that you wear a transportation drape” bit.ly/3CY1Jwn
–Aaron Siri
Not bad being able to get your dry cleaning done at the same time you see your doctor. What will they think up next?
Tubularsock loves this …….. so thoughtful!
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The new South African variant, Omicron, really is an anagram for Moronic, as illustrated by this laundry service advertisement.
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Spot On!
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It took a while, but collectively speaking, it appears that we have finally hit net zero intelligence.
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We can do even better than net zero! We are Americans!
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There are numbers left of zero.
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